Q: What has two thumbs and is getting laid off in 8 weeks? A: This guy!! *points at himself with both thumbs*

Seriously... this is really fucking with me some...

I have 3 very important questions: 1, when the hell did Chris Cornell do a record with Timbaland? 2, why? 3, how did I not hear about it?

Who was the worst nephew: Robin the Frog, or Scrappy Doo? Inquiring minds who are stuck in a car want to know...

It's never a good sign for your day when you fully wake up and find you've already been at work for an hour and a half...

Sittin in the shade... beach on the Chesapeake... 2 beers in by 1 PM... A guy could get used to this...

Drunk, sweaty, exhausted, and due back at work way too soon... Must be a rock show Wednesday again...