God, I hate it when the high school kids who come here to tour all come eat in the cafe... lunch takes forfuckingever to get...

Remind me again why Pedro Feliz is batting 7th?

Unless I've been misled, Wilco's new album will be called Wilco (the Album). First single: Wilco the Song. Does anyone else hear Mel Brooks?

Just when I think I'm getting out, they pull me back in... 5 minutes to close, they tell me I need to stay until 9... AARGH!

OMG!! Arlen Specter just switched parties! He's running in 2010 as a Dem!

Totally haven't dug my summer skin outta the closet... this is a silly April... so lame...

Phillies won, got drums, watched Arrested Development, ate Ethiopian food & Ben & Jerry's... end of a day with the folks; it's Miller time.

See how much more fun that is, Phillies? Nice and easy, everybody hits (or walks)... no stress... isn't that better than busting my balls?

Once again, Brad Lidge busts my balls. Once again, Brad Lidge gets the job done. Is a 3 and out just too much to hope for? It is, isn't it?

Journey, you had it wrong: the trick is to STOP believing. Publicly. Then, and only then, the Philadelphia sports team wins.

And then fucking Shane Victorino hits a grand slam.

You know what I think happened? I think last year just fucked up my whole chi re: being a Philadelphia sports fan... this is the reality... *sigh*

Doin' laundry on a Friday night... yeah, I live the rockstar life... y'all wish you was me...

BEST THING EVER

At the moment (courtesy of Yglesias):

Wouldn't ya think that I could be a whole lot more productive if my office wasn't so cold that my fingers ache after 25 minutes?

Just watched Rep Barton R-TX ask Chu "how did the oil get to Alaska?"... OMFG how do these people get diplomas, much less elected?

River Horse Belgian Triple: a bit sweet and malty for my tastes... but can't knock 10 percent off a keg out the window in my local speakeasy